I'm Bored!

Bathos/ Bloody/ Blue-penciled Orgasm OAP/ Obligations R Extremely Dull

I have no idea what I'm saying. Obviously. But boy, I'm so bored, I'd looked through the dictionary to make out words for B and O.

I'm trying hard not to procrastinate. But it's not quite working. Obviously. What would someone do to distract themselves from procrastination in order to go back doing what they're suppose to do?
1. Run amok
2. Run amok with someone's PS2
3. Indulge in Fredo's good-for-every-PMS chocolate
4. Play solo ping-pong
5. Swing head like a shampoo girl for a shampoo ad
6. Swing head like it's got lice
7. Bite toe-nails
8. Disinfect mouth after biting toe-nails
9. Read Dr. Liew's latest post
10. Dunk head into a washbasin.

All the more reasons to love my imperfect self! It's dull to be flawless.

(after five minutes...)
OMG, I'm so freaking bored. Someone call me. SMS. Whatever. *blub* *blub* *blub* (sinks further into BoredoMud)