the amazing grace

It's a miracle, I'm back online. And about jolly well too. While my week was pretty much splattered with joy, rain, laughter and pain - I think I can spare you a five-minute story. I've managed to disable myself for the 3,906,500th time. I raced, I slipped and I splat. I have the indecent grace of an elephant. And thank God I have you to amuse me.

So amuse me already.